The OGs: Original goodrs, our signature line of shades. ("If at first, you don't succeed, you're not me! - Carl the Flamingo.)

Psychotropical Psolar Pshades could cause side effects: ego death, naked emotions, incoherent muttering, 10 years of therapy in four hours, supreme gratitude for existence, dubious epiphanies, urges to dress like a steampunk Viking fairy and party in the desert; desires to puke in a bucket and gasp "Thank you, mother," ending sentences with "maaaaan," gawking at something inane, getting lost in a Porta Potti, and dressing like a totally different person for two weeks...then awkwardly reverting back to normal.